Pat Green Song Lyrics: “If I Had a Million”

I was listening to my iPod while working online, and heard again my Pat Green CD, I stopped work and transcribed the lyrics and learned the song. I decided to add this song to my Americana show and to post the lyrics for it today. I admire so many musicians whose music I would classify as Americana (some call it Roots music). Most of them are songwriters, most travel extensively, and they all seem to be more concerned about their music than in becoming a superstar. Speaking of Pat Green, at one of my Barnes and Noble book signings, I saw a book that interested me. I copied the following information from the Amazon description:

Pat Green’s Dance Halls & Dreamers is an all-access look at Texas’s legendary music venues and the musicians who make them great. Author Luke Gilliam and photographer Guy Rogers III spent a day at ten of Texas’s venerable dance halls, recording candid interviews and action-packed color photographs. The result is an unprecedented day-in-the-life look at the people who make the Texas music scene flourish. Each of the chapters documents a venue’s personality, history, and atmosphere as everyone prepares for and parties at the biggest show in town.

Texas icon and three-time Grammy nominee Pat Green shares his memories and favorite stories of each venue. He also gives fans a backstage pass into his world with a performance at his favorite dance hall, Gruene Hall.

A unique assemblage of Texas musicians share their stories about dance halls that have served as landmarks on their rise to fame. Hear from honky-tonk heroes Willie Nelson, Ray Wylie Hubbard, and Robert Earl Keen, as well as established stars Jack Ingram, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Cory Morrow, and Kevin Fowler, and up-and-comers Randy Rogers and Wade Bowen. Each performer offers a firsthand perspective on his career.

The venues are equally diverse, from the big city lights of Billy Bob’s Texas in Fort Worth and Stubb’s BBQ in Austin to road-trip outposts in Luckenbach and Schroeder Hall.

But the Texas music scene’s true essence is painted by the dance hall owners, bartenders, bouncers, and fans, who commingle at these halls on a nightly basis. Colorful sidebars delve into the unique characteristics of each hall as well as its founding fathers.

I think I liked this song because I thought of the many times I’ve said and heard people say, “If I had a million dollars . . .”

If I had a Million by Pat Greene

If I had me a million
I would build you a mansion,
A hundred miles from nowhere
With all a girl could need,
We would run around through the hallways
And dance in the backyard,
If we ain’t got no neighbors
Ain’t no one will see.

And if I had a speed plane
We’d fly across the land,
Settle in some little border town,
We’d drink some margaritas
And dance to mariachis,
Put you on my speed plane
And I would bring you back home.

And if I had a steamboat
We’d sail across the ocean,
Dock in some little port of call,
We would have a fine time
With Swiss cheese and French wine,
Put you on my steamboat and I
Would bring you back home.

Yeah, But I ain’t got a million
And I ain’t got a speed plane,
I ain’t got no boat upon the sea,
All I’ve got is these two strong arms
I can hold you so tightly,
So baby won’t you, won’t you please,
Come back home with me.

All I’ve got is these two strong arms
I can hold you so tightly,
So baby won’t you, won’t you please,
Come back home with me.

The Self Health Revolution by J. Michael Zenn

The past year I’ve tried to pay more attention to taking care of my health. There were several factors: the death of my younger brother (who didn’t take care of himself) the realization that I would be the one to care for my parents, and some other personal losses that caused me to feel the ephemeral nature of existence and the realization of mortality. I quit smoking, made some other changes, and did some reading on health. I found one book, The Self Health Revolution by J. Michael Zenn that is inspirational and packed with the common sense details and a ten-day plan that I think even I can follow.  Zenn’s website is here: I’ve heard the author speak and he is an excellent motivational speaker. Do yourself a favor and check out his site and his book that has been adopted by Whole Foods.

Here is what the Health guru Harvey Diamond said of this book:

What a masterful and inspired job of bringing together a mountain of lifesaving information into one blazing page turner. If ever there was a single book anyone interested in his or her health and well being should read without fail, this is it! This ground breaking, common-sense, eye opening read will show you the hidden reasons why so many people are getting sicker, growing fatter, feeling older than their years, and dying younger than they should. J. Michael Zenn will show you how you can quickly take control of your own Self Health and determine your own health destiny. Are you as fit as you wish to be? Do you have the energy you desire? Are you free from pain, ill health and disease? Are you aging faster than you would like? Discover how you can directly determine how long and how well you will live. Michael and I share many similarities on our healing journeys. He too began to study nutrition as a means to overcome serious health problems that baffled the medical community. Let Michael show you the powerful evidence that will convince any common sense person that our Self Health destiny is totally within our grasp. Read this book now, put it into practice, and share it with the people you love. You will be glad for the rest of your long and healthy life.
—Harvey Diamond
Best-selling health writer of all time, Author of Fit for Life, One of the top 25 best-selling books in history (along with the Gone With the Wind and the Bible).

Robert E. Lee’s Birthday, January 19

Today is a Federal holiday, but most Southerners know it is also as the birthday of Robert E. Lee. Having spoke at the SCV camp in Abbeville at their annual Lee-Jackson banquet, Lee has been on my mind all weekend. You can read more about this great Southerner here.

Here’s one little known fact about Robert E. Lee: He had no slaves and abhorred slavery.  He instilled this into his family as well. Robert E. Lee’s daughter was arrested in Alexandria, VA for sitting with blacks on a Washington train (From the Cleveland Gazette June 21, 1902). She refused to move when ordered. Ironic, isn’t it?  To honor Robert E. Lee, I thought I’d post the lyrics of a song by Johnny Cash, “God Bless Robert E. Lee.”

“God Bless Robert E. Lee” by Johnny Cash

Well, the mansion where the General used to live is burning down
Cottonfields are blue with Sherman’s troops
I overheard a Yankee say yesterday Nashville fell
So I’m on my way to join the fight General Lee might need my help
But look away, look away, Dixie, I don’t want them to see
What they’re doing to my Dixie, God bless Robert E Lee

Sherman’s troops burned Atlanta and the flames lit up the sky
And those of us who survived it are watchin’ my Dixie die
But today at Appomattox General Lee sat down
And surrendered to the Yankees and Ulysses S. Grant
So look away look away Dixie…

I won’t ever stop loving you my Dixie till they put me in the ground
And the last words they probably hear from me are God bless Robert E Lee

“Shape of My Heart” by Sting, Lyrics & Book Tour News

Sting is a talented, complex and fascinating artist. I first encountered this song, “Shape of My Heart,” a few years ago in a movie, The Professional. The lyrics are  as haunting and as dark as the assassin of the movie. I thought I’d post those lyrics today. If you’d like to know more about Sting, I’d go to his official site here.

Shape of My Heart by Sting

He deals the cards as a meditation
And those he plays never suspect
He doesn’t play for the money he wins
He doesn’t play for respect
He deals the cards to find the answer
The sacred geometry of chance
The hidden law of a probable outcome
The numbers lead a dance

I know that the spades are swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that’s not the shape of my heart

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

I know that the spades are swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that’s not the shape of my heart

And if I told you that I loved you
You’d maybe think there’s something wrong
I’m not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

I know that the spades are swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that’s not the shape of my heart

BOOK TOUR NEWS: Tonight I’ll be in Abbeville at the Golden Corral delivering a speech for a Lee-Jackson Banquet, signing books,  and playing some music for the General Louis Hebert Camp 2032 of The Sons of Confederate Veterans.  They have a website here. It will be a long day and more driving, but that is what I signed on for when took on this nomad life.

Return from Brock, Texas & Trish Murphy Lyrics: “Boiling Water”

Writer News

Yesterday, I returned from Brock, Texas. I love the big sky territory of this part of Texas.  The teachers and students were absolutely amazing. My thanks to Librarians Carol Brister and Sheila McLaughlin who made this program possible. You can see some pictures and a short video of my program here:

Today, I’m doing college stuff and tomorrow I’m speaking and performing guitar at the SCV Lee Jackson Banquet in Abbeville, LA.

Trish Murphy Lyrics: “Boiling Water”

There’s a lot going on in this song. The lyrics though somewhat cryptic, are suggestive of all kinds of a family’s and a little girl’s internal conflict. Absolutely beautiful. You can read more about this songwriter here:

Boiling Water  by Trish Murphy

It’s Friday and I’m making fried eggs
And the pane in the window is cracked
And there’s my daddy
Coming cross the pasture
Smokestack stuck in his back

It’s 97 and it’s barely lunchtime
And he blusters in through the back door
Where’s your mama
He’s just getting started
And I’m staring down at the floor

CHORUS:
Boiling water
Just to have something cookin
Look what you’re giving away
Boiling water
Just to have something doing
Look what you’re giving away

Daughter running from the heat of the summer
She’s got to have someone, someone to blame
Daughter a dying to jump in the water
But the water is rolling away

Just like marbles make an empty box rattle
Child put your eyes back in your head
You ain’t got the sense God gave a turnip
You didn’t listen to one word I said.

CHORUS

97 and I’m walking on eggshells
There’s nothing to step on but cracks
There’s my daddy coming cross the pasture
Smokestack breaking his back.

An Interview with Photographer Catherine Somerlot

Sometimes I think artists are just meant to run into each other. I had the fortune of stumbling onto the art of Catherine Somerlot recently and she graciously consented to an interview.  If you’re interested in things Celtic or in photography, you’re sure to like this interview. Please visit her site and consider obtaining a piece of her art.

Q. How did you become a photographer?

A. When I was 9 or 10 I received my first camera little Kodak 110.  I went through a lot of cassette film taking pictures of my dolls.  My father dabbled in photography quite a bit (he always had a camera or video camera on hand for birthdays and holidays while I was growing up), and when I was 14, I expressed interest in learning how to use an SLR. He let me borrow his old Focal camera.  We went on many day trips around Ohio and I’d shoot rolls and rolls of 35mm film of the landscapes, scenery and historic landmarks.  Later on, I studied photography in college, but the lack of a photography degree program provoked me to educate myself and experiment further on my own.  I’m blessed to have made a number of photographic friends through my former photo lab job in a camera store.  We bounced a lot of ideas and advice around over the years.

Q. Your photography is rich in Celtic imagery. Why does the Celtic culture fascinate you? Are there further areas in that mythology you’d like to explore? How has Maidens of the Otherworld been received?

A. Maidens of the Otherworld (http://www.maidensoftheotherworld.com) is definitely infused with the Celtic/Mythic spirit in mind, although it’s more my own imagination running rampant.  So I consider it fantasy-themed, with whispers of Celtic myth & legend.  Creating this art is my way of reaching the lands I long to visit one day!  The Celtic culture has always fascinated me, and I think that love flourished because of my interest in fantasy literature…especially historically-based fantasy.  When I was a child I was enthralled by fairy tales. Since my teenage years, I’ve been reading mostly fantasy literature from authors such as Robert Jordan, Melanie Rawn, Madeleine Le’Engle, David Eddings, Kate Elliott, Stephen Lawhead and others.  The book that really struck a chord with me was “The Mists of Avalon” by Marion Zimmer Bradley.  It’s the tale of King Arthur from a unique feminine and mystical perspective that inspired me to learn more about medieval and Celtic history.  And the rest is history!
Music also plays a huge role in my creative process.  I listen to a lot of Celtic, medieval, world, folk and fantasy-esque music that puts me in the right state-0f-mind for creating fairies, forest spirits, and other enigmatic subjects.
Maidens of the Otherworld has received some exposure on the Web and at a number of Celtic and Renaissance Faires (thanks to Christine Rose, co-author of Rowan of the Wood).  One piece, The Meadow (http://www.deviantart.com/print/4723651/), was chosen for the cover of the Fairy Society Magazine, which is set to be published online very soon. More work was featured in the first issue of Amazing Events, a Fantasyana Publication (http://www.fantasyanapublishing.com/publications.php). There has been some interest expressed by other artists looking to collaborate.  Hopefully the series will see some more local exposure here in the artsy town of Seattle now that my solo exhibit (http://catherinesomerlot.com/blog/?p=546) has opened at the Lynnwood Library Gallery.  Iíll be displaying four pieces from the Maidens collection along with a number of photographs.  This year I also hope to display and sell my work at festivals and faires in western Washington and Oregon.

Q. You have beautiful models. How do you find them? What kind of model do you like to work with? Do you do much self-photography?

A. Nearly all of the subjects you see in the Maidens of the Otherworld collection are stock models.  Stock models are wonderful people who provide portraits of themselves for artists to use in digital art or as a reference for illustration.  This is a popular trend on deviantART (http://photopixie.deviantart.com/), an online art community I’ve been a part of since 2003.  I’m able to use these portraits royalty free and have been granted permission to sell and display the art to the masses, thanks to these very generous stock providers. I would like to break away from using stock images since I sometimes find the same subjects in other’s art (since it’s available for a large community of artists).  Lady of the Lake and The Odyssey include my own models (two are statues!).  I’ve done a bit of photographic portraiture with my good friend Kristy Howe, such as the Crimson Queen (http://photopixie.deviantart.com/art/Crimson-Queen-XX-40286115) series, but haven’t turned any of it into digital fantasy art because I really liked how the photographs worked as their own series. I still would like to photograph my own subjects, but I’ve yet to invest in a studio lighting kit. Hopefully someday I will make that a reality!

Q. What trends do you see happening with digital photography? What would you advise anyone who wants to work with this type (digital) of photography? What advice would you give new photographers?

A. Digital has all but taken over the world of photography.  I was working in the photography industry  at the time the shift from film to digital was happening.  Up until I left that career in late 2006, there was still a LOT of film being shot.  I know because I was processing all that film!  But digital was really catching upÖto the point where I was printing almost as many prints from memory cards as from 35mm negatives.
If you want to get into digital photography, do your research.  If you’re a professional or semi-professional, definitely do your research!  There are many excellent digital SLRs out there, but you should find the one that best suits your needs.  Don’t buy it online…go to a camera store (not Best Buy or Circuit City) and talk to a camera sales person.  They know what they’re talking about and can answer all your questions.  If you’re new to photography, I’d suggest the same…but you’ll want to look for something without all the bells and whistles so you can focus on learning the basics like composition and the rule of thirds.  Go for a point-and-shoot camera with a good optical zoom.

Q. What future projects do you have in mind?

A. I lie awake most nights, unable to fall asleep because my mind is always working.  I’d love to have my own studio to photograph my own models for creating more fantasy art.  I’d love to collaborate with a costume or clothing designer and makeup artist to create some wildly ethereal fantasy and medieval-themed conceptual portraits.  My ultimate goal is to travel to the British Isles to capture Celtic history in photographs, then publish the series as an art book with Celtic myth scattered across the pages.

Q. What type of camera do you use?

A. I currently use a Canon 20D.  In the past I’ve used a Nikon N75 and Canon Rebel X, both 35mm film cameras.

Q. Any final words, thoughts . . .

A. You can see more of my work at the following links:
http://photopixie.deviantart.com/gallery (the largest collection of my work on the Web)
http://www.catherinesomerlot.com (my homepage and blog)
http://www.maidensoftheotherworld.com (homepage for  Maidens of the Otherworld)
Thank you so much for the interview, it was fun!

*Here is a sample of her photography: It is called, “Forest Fey.”

Here is a photo of the beautiful and talented artist:

Trish Murphy Lyrics: “St. Christopher”

I decided to post another Trish Murphy song today. This is “St. Christopher” from her Captured CD. I often wear a St. Christopher medal and the song made me think of how we rashly cast off our amulets of protection, love, and safety. I plan on turning the song into a short story.  If you’d like to know more about Trish Murphy, her busy schedule, and her music, be sure to visit her site here:

“St. Christopher” by Trish Murphy

V. 1 Put it down on paper,
Images and vapor
It all comes so clearly to me now.
A Certified disaster
The fool she is my master
But no priest can save me anyhow

CHORUS:

Indian summer,
There won’t be another,
You will always be
Beautiful to me

I took out the dagger
Ripped off the wrapper,
Then I gave my heart and soul away
I threw out St. Christopher
I don’t know why I did that for
Now I’m searching for you every day.

V. 2 Watch the moon fade
But still I see your face
And anyway your ghost is at my door
Just like my memory
My word’s short on delivery
So I stumble to the liquor store

CHORUS:

V. 3 I’m going under
Looking for your number
Even though I know that you don’t care
And I paid the pay phone bandit
And I took the call and slammed it
Because now the number’s old and you’re not there

CHORUS:

“The Fox and the Hare” Traditional Irish Song Lyrics

To help me with my storytelling at festivals and school programs, I recently purchased a CD entitled, When I was Young: Children’s Songs from Ireland. This CD has 28 songs and was a good choice, delightfully entertaining and I know it will be a big help with my music. The performers featured on the CD are Len Graham, Garry O Brian, and Padraigin Ni Uallachain. Here are the lyrics to the “Fox and the Hare” which I transcribed from the CD jacket. I LOVE it when a CD comes with the lyrics. The artists and producers who do this know that having the lyrics helps motivate many of us to buy the CD.

“The Fox and the Hare”

As I came trotting over the hill
I spied a fox and he be sleeping
A cute little fox and he hiding in the furze
And the top of his two ears a peeping.

REFRAIN:
The fox and the hare and the badger and the bear
And the birds in the greenwood trees
All the pretty little rabbits
All engaging in their habits
And they’re all having fun but me.

Good morrow fox, good morrow Sir,
Pray what is that you’re eating
A fine fat goose I stole from you
And will you come and taste it.

Oh no indeed bold fox I said
How dare you boldly taunt me
I vow and I swear that you’ll dearly pay
For the fine fat goose you’re eating.

Bad cess to you bold bad fox
That stole my geese and ate them
My great big drake my fine fat hen
And the nicest little ducks in Erin.

You can find a more adult version of the song as sang by Jimmy Crowley here: http://www.mysongbook.de/msb/songs/f/foxandth.html

Trish Murphy Song Lyrics: “St. Francis Rose”

About this time last year, I heard and met a wonderfully talented and beautiful Austin musician and songwriter, Trish Murphy. I still listen to the three CD’s I purchased then, and I have incorporated a couple of her songs into my own Americana show. Here are the words from her song, St. Francis Rose, a song recorded on her CD, Captured. You can find Trish’s site here:

St. Francis Rose by Trish Murphy

They say St. Francis planted a Rose
She lived in Potter County
Where the wild mesquite grows
An audacious flower, filling up the room
You could not stand downwind from her perfume

She met him in a hardware store in Porter
She let him take her hand and take her home
And he clipped her thorns with a pair of kitchen scissors
And claimed her velvet skin all for his own

CHORUS:
And they say St. Francis planted a rose
So tender and sweet no thorns would it grow
And thornless are the roses that grow upon her grave
Roses are slow to fade

So years went by, but she never lost her beauty.
And though tears she cried he scorned her for her pain
But all the Pekoe tea in Carolina
Could not buy her precious thorns again
So she took her life and pressed herself for him.

CHORUS:

Daisy Chains herself around your heartstrings
Lily of the Valley hangs her head
And Morning Glory fades away
But that’s another story
Roses look good even when they’re dead.
Roses look good even when they’re dead

CHORUS:

Ulster-Scots on the Coast of Maine by John T. Mann: A Short Review

I am a passionate student of history generally and especially all things Celtic. I was greatly and pleasantly surprised to come across a copy of Ulster-Scots on the Coast of Maine by John T. Mann. The book contains unique photographs, and has maps as well as a fascinating narrative. Another of the forgotten stories of history that I’m fond of promoting.

The books back cover says that John T. Mann is a professional land surveyor. He set out to write a report on the background and location of the Means Massacre. This is an unbelievable (but true) story of “interconnected families, forced by religious, political and economic circumstances to abandon not just one, but two homelands . . . The introduction of Ulster Scots immigrants to the Kennebec Settlement intentionally put them at the center of conflict for the domination of North America. These famnilyes were forced to confront both the French and Indian alliance and then the British Empire . . . .”

If you have interest in American History, especially concerning the involvement of the Scottish and Scots-Irish, you need to obtain this book. It can be purchased from the St. Andrews Society of Maine. Their website is here:  The pdf order form for the book is here.

I intend to use this information in my early American Literature college class. Mann and the St. Andrews Society in Maine has done Scottish people everywhere a great favor by producing such a fine little book.  As it is entitled, Vol. I, I am eagerly waiting for the sequel.