Mark Twain Quotations

My interview on KTVE (Channel 10 NBC in Monroe) this morning went well, though it was shorter than I had hoped. Still, I am grateful for the publicity. Angela Cruz, the station’s news anchor and producer, interviewed me, and I found her to be gracious and skilled in the art of the interview. I also know her to be a voracious reader. I admire these early morning broadcasters who have the discipline to rise so early every morning and face the public. This afternoon I’ll be at the Civic Center selling my books from a table for a Southern convention there.
I enjoy quotations. Here are a few quotations of Mark Twain, certainly one of the sharpest wits of his day.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.– Mark Twain

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.– Mark Twain

I am opposed to millionaires… but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
— Mark Twain