I Get the Dumb Ass

Here’s a funny poem I wrote in 1995. AIR PRESTO Flyknit Ultra

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I Get the Dumb Ass

I get the dumb ass now and then, Just to prove that I still can, I’ll bite on trees, max the MasterCard, Stick my fingers in the fan. ADIDAS ULTRA BOOST

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There’s no cure for my condition, And I always make it worse, And with these dumb ass thoughts in mind, I’ll leave you with my verse.